No, I didn't rent a baby. LOL. However, I was babysitting my 1-year-old grandson Rocky, (the name says everything) for almost a month and it was over the top for me. I was trying to figure out how to run my digital marketing agency with this little baby who is very active.

While figuring out how I was going to get things done, I came up with this fake commercial to amuse myself. Here goes.

If you're feeling overwhelmed by your to-do list and are struggling to find time for everything on it, I have a solution for you! Rent a baby.

Rent a Baby is a company that will provide you with the services of a baby for as long as you need them. I can offer all styles of babies, hungry, tired, playful, cranky, and happy. The baby will be dressed in whatever outfit you choose and will be ready at your convenience.

My service is not only fast and convenient—it also boosts productivity! Recent studies have shown that working in the presence of a baby increases productivity by up to 25%...